Jonny's definitions

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

skinhead

People who are anti peace and are work machines with no respect for the environment

Any Republican

(specifically george bush and his bushies)

by Jonny March 30, 2005

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

stockport

A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.

Stockport - give us a song

by Jonny December 23, 2003

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005