77 definitions by Jonny

1) a charva's last resort
2) some charvas collect them or trade them for fags
'givus 10 pence like'
by Jonny October 1, 2003
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in german: Shit, poo,
Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!
by Jonny April 25, 2003
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Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.
Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.
by Jonny January 4, 2005
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when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea
when jon cuts ass everyone keels over
by Jonny March 12, 2003
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freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!
OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!
by Jonny December 3, 2002
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She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.
Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!
by Jonny January 26, 2004
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Some one who is very overweight and poses danger to anyone in the vicinity of him.
When I saw a Lipidman, I ran for the other way as fast as I could.
by Jonny October 25, 2003
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