Jonny's lying's definitions

The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

CUZ

When someone likes u more than a friend and call u cuz, cos they think ur sexy.

My friend Dick called me cuz, and we wrestled in the bed.

by Jonny's lying August 7, 2025

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

Latina baddies in bed

When u feel horny, u can imagine latina baddies in bed and u can goon. Sometimes they appear and have a 6-7 hour session with u in bed.

Johnny gooned crazy last night, and woke up with latina baddies in bed. They tried the Australian Sausage Rolls

by Jonny's lying January 24, 2026