The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

CUZ

When someone likes u more than a friend and call u cuz, cos they think ur sexy.

My friend Dick called me cuz, and we wrestled in the bed.

by Jonny's lying August 07, 2025

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025