JonathanHitchcock's definitions

slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

nucleshitoriosis

when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe

Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?

Oh, prayers up

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

big chiesty

a term for a fat ghetto gang member that is crazy as fuck

me: you a big chiesty

him: stfu lil ass boy

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022