11 definitions by JonathanHitchcock

cheerjock

a female that is popular but is a huge asshole and has a deep voice, so shes probably has a dick.

Rebecca is such a cheerjock

I know right, i thought i was the only one that thought that

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

nucleshitoriosis

when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe

Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?

Oh, prayers up

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

Man Hoe Manipulation

when you get with girl 1, dump them for girl 2, dump that same girl for girl 3, then get with girl 4 while she still has feelings, and make her jealous and get back with her after girl 4 leaves.

"jackson uses Man Hoe Manipulation"
"yeah fuck that whore"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

pronobono

when you fuck a girl laying on her back while youre doing a handstand

pronobono

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022