Jon ronson 's definitions

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Val

A waste of time, a stupid thing to do when you could do other more useful things

“I’m going to play valorant”
“No, that’s val, play fortnite”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022

Racistphobic

Racistphobic: noun-Someone who hates racists
Racistphobic: adjective-to hate racists
racism is not good this is just a joke 😊

“Ugh I hate racists”
“Dude, that’s kinda Racistphobic”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022

sninzen

To have your personal rights violated in an underhand and clandestine way

My mother has sninzened where i stash my porn she found it while "supposedley" cleaning my room.Ive been sninzened.

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

agered

pronounced " a gurd"

To be slightly annoyed but in a good way; for friends to annoy with childish tomfoolery/taunts.

that prick has agered my head off me but i dont mind really

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

piss tank

the bulging protuberance on a female between her cunt and waste band; may also be referred to as a gunt

look at the piss tank on that slag its like a space hopper

by jon ronson July 29, 2006