Definitions by Jon Pirog

Damonate 

The opposite of dominate. To underperform and fold under adversity or hardship despite looking the part.

Man, that guy was decked out head-to-toe in fancy gear, but he chose to absolutely damonate and quit once it got cold outside.

Damonate by Jon Pirog December 27, 2023

Flakey Damon 

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.

Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.

Flakey Damon by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023

Groganing 

Screwing things up in the most predictable and hilarious way possible.

He would have shot the pig at 15 yards if not for his general Groganing.

Groganing by Jon Pirog August 7, 2023