Jon Murphy's definitions

tiddlywinker

a certain part of the male anatomy a.k.a. ...penis, cock, tallywhacker, little petey, chevy, meat and two veg, schlong, fun, pener weiner, frank and beans, pony...etc.

WOW! Look at your tiddlywinker! and then look at Eader's ...is it supposed to be like that?!

by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004

scruler

a male who masturbates with the small holes in a ruler

It's sad that Eader is a scruler...

by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004