Jon K's definitions

twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

by Jon K September 28, 2003

kablingy

Money

What are you gonna do with all that kablingy?

by Jon K September 14, 2003

shithole

A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work.

You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

by Jon K January 1, 2004

Teachers

An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.

Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.

by Jon K July 24, 2004

munch

A character from BBC2 sitcom 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'. Only appeared recently, and is considered annoying by the other characters from the show.

"You only came to the pub to get away from Munch, didn't you?!"

by Jon K January 10, 2004

lady's low toupee

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.

She was wearing a lady's low toupee

by Jon K July 10, 2004

titicaca

Nickname given to a minor character from Absolutely Fabulous, who is Saffy's best friend. Only ever used by her mother, Edina, the main character in the show.

'Will you make Titicaca shut up for a minute, darling!'

by Jon K August 3, 2003