Cup

A vessel used to carry liquids like soda pop and water.

Poor me a cup of wine.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 01, 2020

Boomer

You

you a boomer mate

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Glasses

It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.

I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 05, 2020

∞

The maximum amount of things there can be. According to The Banach-Tarski, infinity isn't 1 number, it's all of the numbers and more. Infinity is bigger than YOUR MO...

guy: Man, there must be ∞ amount of stars in the universe!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 09, 2020

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

jobnt

when you havent a job because your jobnt

Boss: im sorry jelupid, but your jobnt, and jobntized for the wefged

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 11, 2020