31 definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit
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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 3, 2020
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020
When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!
ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!
ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!
ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?
ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!
ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020
A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020