Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

3:19:00

The time I'm writing this.

It is 3:19:00 as I'm writing this.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020

BCRU / Be See Are You

Are words not letters?

BCRU / Be See Are You. Get it together

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Mario

Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet koopa's, and troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!

Nerd: Hey do you want to hear the entire Mario bro's theme, but it's only about Mario?
Guy: OH NO NOT YOU AGA...
Nerd: Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopa's, and Troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Guy: I ate you.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 2, 2020

525600

Minutes in a year

Wishing you 12 months

of Happiness

52 weeks of Fun

365 days of LAUGHTER

8760 hours of

GOOD LUCK

525600

minutes of joy

31536000

seconds of SUCCESS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020