Jon Crook's definitions

Sneeze

While having sex with a woman, to pull out and cum on her face

It was f-ing hilarious. I totally dropped The Sneeze on that bitch.

by Jon Crook May 22, 2006

Ankit Sharma

Local celebrity and rising cult personality. A reluctant hero and social messiah, Ankit's gift to the world is his boundless enthusiasm and infectious optimism.

Can be recognized by his trademark leather jacket.

And lo, Ankit Sharma decreed that his victory was near.
"Seven Ball!" Quoth he.

by Jon Crook July 16, 2008

marinara special

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period

"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."

by Jon Crook April 29, 2006