Definitions by Jon Crook

Ankit Sharma 

Local celebrity and rising cult personality. A reluctant hero and social messiah, Ankit's gift to the world is his boundless enthusiasm and infectious optimism.

Can be recognized by his trademark leather jacket.

And lo, Ankit Sharma decreed that his victory was near.
"Seven Ball!" Quoth he.

Ankit Sharma by Jon Crook July 16, 2008

Sneeze 

While having sex with a woman, to pull out and cum on her face

It was f-ing hilarious. I totally dropped The Sneeze on that bitch.

Sneeze by Jon Crook May 22, 2006

marinara special 

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period

"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."

marinara special by Jon Crook April 29, 2006