Jolly Judd's definitions

Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Fetusfucker

An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.

"Which one of you Fetusfuckers fucked my girlfriend and gave her Anal Warts?"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

by Jolly judd January 29, 2009