major league

Slang term for something of big time, major, gigantic or huge proportions.
Hey baby, you got some major league hooters.
by JohnstonGuy June 30, 2005
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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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