Definitions by Johnson brothers

Austininity

1. To be like Austin Beard.

2. To have Austinness.

3. It just don't make no sense.

"That room is decorated with Austininity," said Bill.

"Yes, it's full of stupididness."

Used to describe something that was obviously conceived of some irrational thought.

That book is full of stupididness. Whoever wrote this pile was full of Austininity.