Definitions by JohnnyBender
boozethusiast
There is a grey area between casual drinker and alcoholic, this is where the boozethusiast pulls up a barstool.
"Johnny drank a whole bottle of whisky by himself, I think he's an alcoholic!"
"No way, he biked home just fine and went to work on time. He's a boozethusiast."
"No way, he biked home just fine and went to work on time. He's a boozethusiast."
boozethusiast by JohnnyBender October 18, 2012
Porn Fairy
The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.
"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
Porn Fairy by Johnnybender October 25, 2007