Definitions by Johnny oneshot

Ship wrecked 

When the sex is so good, you just can't leave.

I was ship wrecked all weekend with Jess.

Ship wrecked by Johnny oneshot March 1, 2021

Rickety Macdaniels'

When a pirate ship is crewed by sea otters.

When you see a pirate ship being crewed by sea otters and you don't have time to explain: call it a rickety macdaniels'.

Rickety Macdaniels' by Johnny oneshot December 14, 2020

butt fucked in a smoothie truck 

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

butt fucked in a smoothie truck by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016