Definitions by Johnny Woodenpants

Baltimore Steamer 

A really large, horrible smelling defication.

Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!

Baltimore Steamer by Johnny Woodenpants January 6, 2009

Fish-Beaked Prick 

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.

My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

Fish-Beaked Prick by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Tangy Sauce Bucket 

An example of a horrible looking/smelling/tasting vagina.

Ann's tangy sauce bucket is so foul, she makes her own radioactive cheese spread.

Tangy Sauce Bucket by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Twazool 

Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.

Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.

Twazool by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Parade Of Douchebaggery 

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

Parade Of Douchebaggery by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008