Johnny Woodenpants's definitions

Baltimore Steamer

A really large, horrible smelling defication.

Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!

by Johnny Woodenpants January 6, 2009

Tangy Sauce Bucket

An example of a horrible looking/smelling/tasting vagina.

Ann's tangy sauce bucket is so foul, she makes her own radioactive cheese spread.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Twazool

Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.

Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Fish-Beaked Prick

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.

My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008