Definitions by Johnny Stone
wild turkey
The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
wild turkey by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006
hung rat
The act of forcefully pinching one's cock and balls between the legs, then displaying the entire mess posteriorly to unsuspecting onlookers. When performed properly, the pinched junk appears to be a strangulated rat hanging from the performer's ass. See also: fruit basket
Although we were humiliated when the boat full of cheerleaders mooned us, we felt redeemed when Brad countered with a fearsome hung rat.
hung rat by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006
dead chicken
The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.
Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.
dead chicken by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006