wawldie

A sexual act, so unspeakable as to elicit a response that is, half disgust, half respect.
Tom: What happened to you and Helen last night?
Dave: I gave 'er a wawldie in the toilets.
Tom: Bloody 'ell, is she still speaking to you?
by Johnny Mindless September 05, 2007
mugGet the wawldiemug.

stink

I shouldn't have started that argument last night, I feel a bit stink now.
by Johnny Mindless September 05, 2007
mugGet the stinkmug.

bwoy

Nick: Terry's looking for you man, he's well pissed off!
Dave: I don't business! He's a bwoy, fuck him!
by Johnny Mindless September 05, 2007
mugGet the bwoymug.

dampdown

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.
Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.
by Johnny Mindless September 05, 2007
mugGet the dampdownmug.