Definitions by Johnny Mindless

dampdown 

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

dampdown by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

bwoy

Idiot, usually quite young.

Nick: Terry's looking for you man, he's well pissed off!
Dave: I don't business! He's a bwoy, fuck him!

bwoy by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

stink

To feel anguish or regret.

I shouldn't have started that argument last night, I feel a bit stink now.

stink by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

wawldie 

A sexual act, so unspeakable as to elicit a response that is, half disgust, half respect.

Tom: What happened to you and Helen last night?
Dave: I gave 'er a wawldie in the toilets.
Tom: Bloody 'ell, is she still speaking to you?

wawldie by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007