Johnny Longhorn's definitions

Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

Kansitnsama

The Indian god of Orgy.

Every Tuesday myself and 5 females prey to Kansitnsama.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

SHHS

Some gay school that Im attending right now.... I will prolly go sleep the rest of the day.

SHHS smells like cheese.

by Johnny Longhorn May 19, 2003

Bungchute

The anal cavity, also known as the anus, butt, ass, poopchute, pooper, crap unit, stink maker, fart producer....

Last night, I fucked your mother in her bungchute.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

VNutz

Some queermo named Vadim. He is a fat Russian Jew and I hate him. I hope he dies. He tries to sell CD's that are full of just crap he downloaded for free for $10. Hes basically tryin to make enough money to make a time machine so he can go back and save his Grandparents from the Halocost.

Die Vadim DIE!! VNutz is the worst nick-name ever you fucking queermo.

by Johnny Longhorn May 19, 2003

Cock in Throat Face

While a girl is giving you head, you pull her by her hair and look at her face and laugh... dumb bitch.

Your sister has a great Cock in Throat Face.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003