Five Finger Butt Blast

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
by Johnny Jerk Off September 01, 2013
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Soggy Crumpet

Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.
After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.

Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
by Johnny Jerk Off December 14, 2014
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