Johnny Donut's definitions

Bah Hallow Humbug

An exclamation conveying a strong hatred of people and activities associated with Halloween.

The old scary man on the block would scream, “Bah Hallow Humbug!!” at children attempting to trick or treat at his house.

by Johnny Donut October 31, 2019

Debtennial

An individual born between 1981 and 1996 who struggles every month to repay a soul-crushing amount of student loans.

Steve became a true debtennial when he decided to pay his monthly student loan obligation before paying his rent.

by Johnny Donut May 28, 2019

spazchoo

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

Mealie

A photograph one has taken of a meal and shared through social media.

When Jamie went to the new Mexican restaurant he sent a mealie of his burrito to his friends touting it's authenticity.

by Johnny Donut August 29, 2017

Rekurdican

An American political party created, defined and ultimately destroyed by the great and unmatched wisdom of their highest elected member.

A once proud political party was brought down by a Rekurdican administration and their many enablers.

by Johnny Donut October 8, 2019