Johnny DeWadd Watkins's definitions

Mungalicious

a particularly tasty serving of fresh yummy mung

"That bitch we just dug up was mungalicious"

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 28, 2006

Beast-a-loaf

The fat chick with an ugly face combo platter

Holy crap...look at that Beast-a-loaf grazing over yonder!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 31, 2006

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

Splooge-Tag

Splooge-Tag is a game first made popular by the 1986 Van Halen Road Crew but anyone can play. The basic idea is to get a blowjob but at the end you pull out of her mouth and try to get as much in her hair as possible. If she asks why you pulled out tell her it was because you had too much respect for her to come in her mouth, Now, make sure there are no mirrors handy and when you clean her up make sure you do not touch her hair deposit. The last part is where you tell her you have to hurry because somebody needs to meet her. Eddie Van Halen worked great but a parent or Priest or whomever will also work. Hurry her to the meeting and introduce her by saying what a nice girl she then when she steps forward to try to shake hands you stand behind her pointing out the offending mass…really great fun for all!

That's John's sixth girl this week and it's only Thursday...that guy sure loves his Splooge-Tag!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.

We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006

Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise

Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.

I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006