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Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!
Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!
by Johnny D February 1, 2006
mugGet the Crank Bugsmug.

Quitters

Large, bulky, unattractive cotton panties. They are called quitters because when a young man reaches up a young woman's skirt to peel off her panties and stumbles upon these large, bukly, ugly panties, he "quits" his attempt to score a feel.
Dude...Jenny wears quitters. How lame is that?
by Johnny D April 18, 2005
mugGet the Quittersmug.

ho stacks

hi-heeled platform shoes
Man dog...Did you see that bitch in the black ho stacks? I gotta get me some of that yo!
by Johnny D June 16, 2005
mugGet the ho stacksmug.

Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 22, 2021
mugGet the Tax break wifemug.

Thin

A story or an idea that doesn't hold much water
that dudes story was pretty thin yo!
by johnny d January 10, 2005
mugGet the Thinmug.

Yacht Rock

Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock
I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke
by Johnny D May 1, 2006
mugGet the Yacht Rockmug.

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