Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 23, 2021
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Little Elvis

In gangsta circles, a Little Elvis is a gun, a gat, a piece.
Homey started talkin' way too much smack so I pulled out my Little Elvis and ended the argument
by Johnny D May 16, 2006
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reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him
the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner
by Johnny D April 06, 2005
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mkIII

An incredible machine which included 3 different types of engines. A single turbo 3.0L 7mgte, a twin turbo 2.0L 1G-GTE and a twin turbo 2.5L 1JZ-GTE.
All engines have an incredible amount of strength and potential. Many people achieving 500rwhp and some going as far as 700-800rwhp. These cars are underrated and unappreciated. However, it increases the stealth factor.
The Great Johnny D installed simple bolt on modifications to his MKIII 7M-GTE powered Supra and has embarassed LS1's, NSX's, and Cobras and has spent a mere fraction of the cost of a used Neon. Fstoy pushing 800hp and Mr Neely throwing up 730rwhp are further examples of this amazingly stealth machine :)
by Johnny D January 06, 2005
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Thin

A story or an idea that doesn't hold much water
that dudes story was pretty thin yo!
by johnny d January 11, 2005
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Indy Face

Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.
We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."
by Johnny D February 07, 2006
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