Johnny Cachinga's definitions

soup

A goodbye.

Person A. "Later man"
Person B. "Soup"

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

ehole

A Twenty something Dot Com type that believes that he is actually intelligent enough to keep his floundering Internet Business alive while doing mounds of cocaine.

That dude that opened consumptionjunction.com is really impressed with himself, but he's just a fucking ehole.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Choadissimo

Closely related to a Choad ( a penis that is wider than it is long)
A Choadissimo is a person who personifies a Choad.

Jack, Ryan says you's a choadissimo.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

chunky monkey

When providing cunnilingus, the discovery of a piece of white discharge in one's mouth.

I was trying to rev up that dead fish by going down on her and I found a chunky monkey.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Cachinga

A secretive, nefarious hacker that plays childish pranks on his friends and Managers

Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga? Goddamnit who the fuck is this? Jack got an email from the CEO saying he's fired. Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga damnit?

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

snowcracking

Process of snorting lines of cocaine off a hooker's ass

Her father-in-law was greatly disapointed and commented on the less than desireable fact that his new son in law was found snowcracking a black gypsy midget hooker.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Bitch box

A woman's mouth.

Shut your bitchbox you irritating hobag.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003