Definitions by Johnny A

hiney pucker 

involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie

When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.

hiney pucker by Johnny A April 21, 2003

gelf 

an efeminate short guy

Nathan Lane is a gelf

gelf by Johnny A April 21, 2003

holding the cards 

Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.

I tried holding the cards till my boss left

holding the cards by Johnny A April 21, 2003

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

Platinum Jet by Johnny A April 19, 2003

gackle 

The act of getting a pubic hair caught in your throat that stays at least 24 hours.

"This gackle tickles!"

gackle by Johnny A April 19, 2003

sclar 

A tiny bit of poop on the back of your hand

"I wiped good but noticed my sclar at her parent's house."

sclar by Johnny A April 19, 2003