Johnathan dirtyslut's definitions

kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it

Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

oragamiasm

When you have sex with oragami masterpieces

He got a paper cut when he had an oragamiasm

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 4, 2017

fetuscarpet

When you shove a mid carriage up her pussy. Also woks with live kittens

I did a fetuscarpet on my girlfriend after the baby died

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

Dickle tickle

When she tickles your dick with a feather

He enjoys dickle tickle at nighttime

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 4, 2017