Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

by John van Rooy May 01, 2002

Pillick

Alternative to pillock, a term of mild abuse, derogatory

You stupid pillick! you swapped your title to the Dukedom for a cartload of turnips?

by John van Rooy May 01, 2002