John the Postman's definitions

Punsibilities

The number of possible puns a word has.

Barack Obama is a word with many punsibilities.
ex. "That Baracked"
"I wanna Barack and roll all night"
"Barack is how I roll."

by John the Postman February 12, 2008

refuckingdiculous

When something is just unfathomably ridiculous.

a. "Dude look at the cat riding the skateboard!"
b. "Thats refuckingdiculous!"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008

Chunktard

One who is seemingly gigantic and is also really really stupid.

"Check out that chunktard in the front row"
"Wow hes demolishing that burger, or is that a hot dog too?"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008