John john's definitions

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006

flippin coins

makin money

Man, I been flippin coins longer than you been walkin, cuz.

by John John October 17, 2003

Cashville

Nashville, Tennessee the realest place in the US.

Cashville is fulla killaz.

by John John October 17, 2003

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by john john January 3, 2005

UFM

Ulitmate Fat Man

A large man who is the ultimate

John is the UFM for sure

by John John March 2, 2005

heavy cream

full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode

when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away

by john john November 30, 2004

the a n f special

wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget

woah man matt orths gay as hell

by john john January 3, 2005