John john's definitions

terd

a piece of shit mouse or hamster shit

kyle is a retarded is a terd

by john john June 14, 2003

full mast

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john November 30, 2004

shoesmith

A bad ass who stops for nothing. Loves to have fun and won't stop their goals for anything.

Man, that guy is a Shoesmith.

by John john December 4, 2013

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

PIMP

paper in my pocket

I'm a PIMP

by John John October 17, 2003

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006