John john's definitions

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

full mast

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john November 30, 2004

terd

a piece of shit mouse or hamster shit

kyle is a retarded is a terd

by john john June 14, 2003

shoesmith

A bad ass who stops for nothing. Loves to have fun and won't stop their goals for anything.

Man, that guy is a Shoesmith.

by John john December 4, 2013

adamthehorse

HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.

"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".

Guy 1- Who is that?
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...

by john john March 20, 2005

Cashville

Nashville, Tennessee the realest place in the US.

Cashville is fulla killaz.

by John John October 17, 2003

flippin coins

makin money

Man, I been flippin coins longer than you been walkin, cuz.

by John John October 17, 2003