John and Ashton's definitions

chronicology

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

Copulation

1. Sex

2. The population of cops in a given area.

1.John: Let's have sex.
Ashton: No.

2.John: Let's smoke.
Ashton: Wait until we're out of Royal Oak.
John: Why nigga?
Ashton: The copulation here is real high.

by John and Ashton August 5, 2007