humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.

Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.

by John Wayne May 13, 2005

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 08, 2016

Hokie Pokie

This is when you put your right foot in someones ass

you put your right foot in you take your right foot out do the hokie pokie and shake it all about!!

by John Wayne September 15, 2004

rim juice

Juice that has freshly poured from the A-hole of Tony's mother, drunken, by only those crazy enough to have rode her.

I totally F'd Tony's mother in the A last night, i was baw deep in her ass. Then she let me sip on her rim juice

by John Wayne June 07, 2004

bone dance

An incredibly lame euphemism for "Doing it". The act of having sex.

I heard the date went well last night. Did you guys do the bone dance?

by John Wayne January 12, 2005

anal mouthwash

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth

i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me

by John Wayne May 27, 2016

suculent

suculent - jusicy (juice lips)

John Wayne eats the suculent baby's everyday.In the bum bum

by john wayne July 28, 2003