John W.'s definitions

viree

Incorrect spelling of the plural form of "virus"

Dipshits get virii on their computer and exclaim, "Eek! I've got viree!"

by John W. August 21, 2003

Muntucky

what some Ball State students call our 'fine' town of Muncie Indiana.

Muntucky, the town with no jobs and tons of unemployed rednecks.

by John W. July 16, 2008

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006