John Triton's definitions
"The two best wars this country ever fought were against the jerries."
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude
by John Triton January 21, 2008
Get the jerriesmug. a felony
by John Triton November 18, 2007
Get the Fmug. The largest public university in New York State. It's athletic teams play at the NCAA Division I level, and sport red and white colors. Notorious for it's unethical recruiting of top basketball recruit Jesus Shuttlesworth in the late 90s at the insistence of then-governor Pernell.
He Got Game in a nutshell:
What does matter is Governor is a huge, fanatical basketball fan. He played himself- four years, varsity, at Big State. Good, not great, athlete. He's the biggest supporter Big State has.
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The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth, seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
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I want you to go to Big State, son. That's why I'm out here.
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Do you know if you're gonna go to Big State?
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This right here, it's a letter of intent... for you to sign to go to Big State. Right there. I'll play you, one-on-one. I win, you sign.
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This September I will be enrolled at Big State University on a full athletic scholarship.
What does matter is Governor is a huge, fanatical basketball fan. He played himself- four years, varsity, at Big State. Good, not great, athlete. He's the biggest supporter Big State has.
...
The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth, seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
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I want you to go to Big State, son. That's why I'm out here.
...
Do you know if you're gonna go to Big State?
...
This right here, it's a letter of intent... for you to sign to go to Big State. Right there. I'll play you, one-on-one. I win, you sign.
...
This September I will be enrolled at Big State University on a full athletic scholarship.
by John Triton November 17, 2007
Get the Big Statemug. amphetamines
"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville
-Tom Frank, in Nashville
by John Triton March 24, 2008
Get the speckled birdsmug. "She hasn't got a car, but if she blows on foot or gets a pick, tail her, alright?"
-Brendan, in Brick
-Brendan, in Brick
by John Triton January 15, 2008
Get the pickmug. "Don't let this goog bother you. Plenty of winners have had them."
-Phil Church, in Another Thin Man
-Phil Church, in Another Thin Man
by John Triton April 1, 2008
Get the googmug. "Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim,
I've been in 17 school productions."
-Sharpay, in High School Musical
I've been in 17 school productions."
-Sharpay, in High School Musical
by John Triton March 20, 2008
Get the sawed-off sondheimmug.