2 definitions by John Swan

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

ninja mist

The action of passing gas into ones fist, then opening your waiting threat into someones face.

John nailed Sean with the Ninja Mist yesterday, and nearly made him choke.

by John Swan November 25, 2006