4 definitions by John Soviet

Bromancipated

When a group of bros, men, homeboys, or otherwise friends are able to convince one of the bros intimate other into allowing him to go out for the evening, thus freeing him from his woman's bonds.

Ryan's girl would not allow him to go out until his friends showed up and bromancipated him from being forced to watch chick flicks all night.

by John Soviet June 28, 2013

Fakevine

An unofficial source of rumors or news that is absolutely always untrue.

I heard through the fakevine that I'm going to win the million dollar lotto tonight mom!

by John Soviet July 3, 2013

Hypermediocrity

To try with maximum effort to do something with minimal care for that which you are doing.

Due to building his house with such hypermediocrity, I was not surprised when Johns' house collapsed.

by John Soviet June 23, 2013

Zombinated

The act of a group of zombies nominating any non-zombie to be targeted for transformation by the zombie plague.

As the zombies devoured the family alive, they zombinated the infant child and it too shared in the feast.

by John Soviet June 28, 2013