Definitions by John Smith carbon hydroxide

Qais daweird 

A father of three lovely beautiful boys who some may consider is a weirdo, hence being called daweird.
He is an intelligent human being with a peng wife. Be like Qais, but not Qais Daweird

Have you seen Qais Daweird?
No, but he’s probably doing something weird.

Qais daweird by John Smith carbon hydroxide August 4, 2022

Zam zam

A father of two soon to be three due to conceiving next door to his children. A man with very few words other than “HEY HEY HEY”. Has a lovely lovely wife and zam zam is an overall scary but great person.

Have you seen my brother Sam Sam Zam Zam?
No, wait. HEY HEY HEY!

Zam zam by John Smith carbon hydroxide August 4, 2022