Definitions by John Rook

Chewing Cloth 

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

Chewing Cloth by John Rook July 17, 2020

Bush Baby 

When you cum in her pubes

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those

Bush Baby by John Rook December 10, 2018

Bushwookie 

Stealthy warriors who live in their home town of chernobyl and defend it. Their hair is tree leaves.

Man: oh shit dude bushwookies!
Friend: damn, I didn't think we were in their territory
Bushwookie: goooood niiight

Bushwookie by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg 

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

Smeg by John Rook December 10, 2018