5 definitions by John Resnover III

John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

Caleb Williams

A cool guy. When you see someone with this name you know they’re super cool

I saw a cool guy and I knew his name was Caleb Williams

by John Resnover III August 9, 2023

Ivonne

Ivonne is one of the smartest, nicest, prettiest, funniest people you know. Just talking to her puts a smile on your face. Being around her makes your day 10x better. She knows how to cook and has a bright future a head of her. She’s the full package and would be blessed to be able to date her. Everything about her is attractive from her personality to her looks to her body. She really cares about others feelings.

Ivonne is the best woman in the world. Just being her friend would make your life way better. Being able to date her would improve it ten fold

by John Resnover III October 17, 2023

Salvador Ruiz

Ice Spice reincarnate. Has a fatty.

When you look at Salvador Ruiz you know he's related to Ice Spice.

by John Resnover III May 24, 2023