Definitions by John Perich

eight hours 

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

eight hours by John Perich May 28, 2009

nonronic 

The opposite of ironic. Making sense.

Jim: how's that chicken taste?

Joe: It tastes like chicken. Isn't that nonronic?!

nonronic by John Perich February 25, 2008