John Parks's definitions

qwoxyl

To qwoxyl is to linger in a cubicle, especially in the men's restroom, having just defecated, so that all other people who may be in the restroom leave before you come out.

I'd just done a really smelly shit, so I did a qwoxyl out of embarrassment

by John Parks August 22, 2004

rozl

roll on zebras laughing

omg i was at the zoo and i rozl'd for like 34 minutes lol!

by John Parks March 14, 2005

plain old matt

A type of person who favors khakis colored material.

see www.xanga.com/plain_old_matt

that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!

by John Parks March 17, 2005