John McCollum's definitions

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

man nog

Semen, ejaculate, the white stuff

I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog

by John McCollum December 29, 2007

Ballecules

Balls + Molecules. Extremely small testes.

Dude, when are you going to outgrow those ballecules and tell your dad to mind his own business?

by john mccollum December 30, 2007