John Matt's definitions

Maphel

Person with both a penis and a vagina.

Person who shall remain nameless is a MAPH! (shorten verison of maphel)

by John Matt June 17, 2003

Shh Quipish

Sound a whip makes; Abb.- *sq*

Shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Pump

To get jiggy with someone; the act of having sex with another person or object(a cone for example)

Uhhh uhhh pump it pump it!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Cool-intionary

This website when I'm done with it.

Man this dictionary is a cool-intionary now!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

irlomn

Abb. for "I R laughing out my nose"; used in chat rooms

That was really funny! irlomn

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Mee Tau

Less squeezeable form of squee tau-not as tender as squee tau.

Milk them mee taus Brundun!

by John Matt June 17, 2003

retal

Reverse of the word "later"; good-bye

Retal bleeched aggin.

by John Matt June 17, 2003