Definitions by John Lease

Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

Jagoff Maximus by John Lease August 5, 2007

Chi O 

The easiest girls at Penn State University, subject of their own song.

(sung to the Disney tune Heigh Ho)

Chi O
Chi O
It's off to bed we go
With a little luck we'll all get fucked
Chi O
Chi O
Chi O
Chi O

(repeats)

I was so horny I was considering some recently paroled prison poonanie, but then I ran into a Chi O.

Chi O by John Lease March 3, 2004

gumbands 

What ignorant non-Pittsburghers call refer to as rubber bands.

Did you just shoot that gumband in my eye?

gumbands by John Lease February 11, 2004