John Lease's definitions

gumbands

What ignorant non-Pittsburghers call refer to as rubber bands.

Did you just shoot that gumband in my eye?

by John Lease February 11, 2004

Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

by John Lease August 5, 2007

Chi O

The easiest girls at Penn State University, subject of their own song.

(sung to the Disney tune Heigh Ho)

Chi O
Chi O
It's off to bed we go
With a little luck we'll all get fucked
Chi O
Chi O
Chi O
Chi O

(repeats)

I was so horny I was considering some recently paroled prison poonanie, but then I ran into a Chi O.

by John Lease March 3, 2004