Definitions by John Harris

quota time 

When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.

Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.

quota time by John Harris May 13, 2005

oh what now

when you da best and caplice aint, yo.

DJ Cedo likes me more than you, OH WHAT NOW.

oh what now by John Harris March 4, 2005

do-rag 

britney and kevin ferderline style

My do-rag is like off da hook, yo.

do-rag by john harris February 14, 2005

Bad Actor 

A bad Actor: Steven Segal

oh my god who casted this retard in the film, he cant act his way out of a paper bag.

Bad Actor by John Harris June 11, 2004

modern dance 

grown men in questionable clothing, flailing around like they are having a seizure.

two men danced on stage to win the heart of a robot.

modern dance by john harris February 17, 2004

neub 

What Brad Calls himself

I'm an neuB!

neub by John Harris August 4, 2003