John Edwards's definitions

Howard Dean

Howard " I have a scream" Dean
Very unsucsessfull candidate for Democratic nomination for President. Former Vermont Governor. Enjoys crazy liberal antics, and yelling at old people. Often seen with a midget for a sidekick.

Howard Dean enjoys yelling at small children before he eats them.

by John Edwards January 17, 2005

Kooch

My good friend, Dennis Kucinich.

"No, we are not going negative on the Kooch."

by John Edwards January 25, 2004

Norwalk, CT

A beach town in New England, with nothing much to do, except relax on the beach.

Norwalk is fun in the summer, but your screwed come winter time.
www.norwalkct.org

by John Edwards January 24, 2005

jizzability

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.

"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."

by John Edwards January 25, 2004