fripple

a high pitched, crepitating fart- Alt fripple-fart; A small, irritating person.

" Oh No! you invited that little fripple-fart to the party!"

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

liberoid

A word construct from "Liberal" and "Haemerroid" since both are a pain in the butt- An irritating communist

" Dan Rather pitched another one of his liberoid tantrums the other night."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003