Definitions by John E. Walker

turd grabber 

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

turd grabber by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

fripple 

a high pitched, crepitating fart- Alt fripple-fart; A small, irritating person.

" Oh No! you invited that little fripple-fart to the party!"

fripple by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

liberoid

A word construct from "Liberal" and "Haemerroid" since both are a pain in the butt- An irritating communist

" Dan Rather pitched another one of his liberoid tantrums the other night."

liberoid by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

social worker by John E. Walker April 25, 2003