John E. Walker's definitions

turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

fripple

a high pitched, crepitating fart- Alt fripple-fart; A small, irritating person.

" Oh No! you invited that little fripple-fart to the party!"

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

liberoid

A word construct from "Liberal" and "Haemerroid" since both are a pain in the butt- An irritating communist

" Dan Rather pitched another one of his liberoid tantrums the other night."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003