3 definitions by John E

Description of a man or a woman who, by normal standards, is average in the looks department, however, when standing next to some of the homely individuals in your office, they look like a perfect 10.
I was so excited that Jenna said yes to my date proposal. She is the hottest girl in the office and I thought all my friends would be jealous. When we arrived at the party, my buddy's couldn't understand why I was hanging out with such and average looking girl. I learned the hard way that Jenna is only work pretty.
by John E April 19, 2006
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The art of blowing ones nose without the benefit of a tissue, sleeve or napkin. Just goes from nose to ground.
The marathon runner, we shall call him Nelson, used his air hanky to clear his nose so he would not lose valuable time during his run.
by John E March 23, 2005
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A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.
With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 5, 2005
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