John Doe's definitions

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

by John Doe April 20, 2004

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

php

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

by John Doe March 28, 2004

spoontard

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.

Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!

by John Doe August 16, 2004

chiefing

when somebody puffs on a beef cigar

Jason was chiefing Jeff

by John Doe October 4, 2003

paris hilton

The heiress to the hilton hotel fortune. All you people are just jealous because she's hot, rich, famous, and she did it all by looking awesome and being in the right places at the right time (apart from her sex tape, which just made her even more famous.)

"isn't that paris hilton dancing on that table?"
"yes, she's quite the party girl"

by John Doe January 26, 2005

Cebollas

(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.

It smells like cebollas; EVACUATE!

by John Doe January 28, 2005