John Clever's definitions

Palmtucky

Shithole city located in the high desert outside of LA unundated with less desirables of all races. Also, known as "The Armpit of Southern California".

Personally, I'd rather live in a crackhouse by USC than live in Palmtucky.

by John Clever September 26, 2005

Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 19, 2003

mamazon

A big ass black chick!

Bro, I was so wasted last night I hit a fuckin' mamazon!

by John Clever September 22, 2005

grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002