The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)
by John Boy December 23, 2003
by John Boy May 09, 2004
Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair
"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!
by John Boy December 22, 2004
A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.
"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
by John Boy December 18, 2003
A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
by John Boy January 06, 2004
The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)
by John Boy December 23, 2003