John Boy's definitions

Lifeline

A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.

Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.

The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.

"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."

by John Boy January 6, 2004

The Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

The Zombie Mask

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.

"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Bust It

A phrase used in response to someone suggesting that you do something.

Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."

OR

Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."

John: "Bust it."

OR

John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"

Kelly: "BUST IT."

by John Boy December 18, 2003

Fire Down Below

A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.

"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."

by John Boy December 23, 2003